Tyra Stratalis
Portrait of Tyra Stratalis

SAURIAN · SECURITY · RISK

Tyra Stratalis

Massive. Protective. Green.

Security, risk, and preventable problems. I spend a lot of time finding the last one before it turns into an incident. I fix things, ask inconvenient questions, and have opinions about procedures that only work on paper.

Species
Saurian
Age
Mid-thirties
Birthday
Aug 6
Height
~2.4 m
Mass
~300 kg
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THE SHORT VERSION

More useful than approachable.

I'm direct, difficult to rattle, and generally more interested in fixing a problem than discussing why it should have been somebody else's job. People I care about tend to get fed, checked on, and reminded that sleep is not optional.

ProtectiveBluntResting Bitchface SyndromeFixes thingsFeeds peopleHard to miss

PROFILE

Useful things to know before saying hi.

MESSAGE

You're allowed to just say hello. You do not need an opening statement, a business case, or a sufficiently interesting reason. If we share an interest, start there. If not, 'hi' is a valid protocol.

DREAM / GOAL

Find people and spaces where I can feel at home and simply be myself.

OLD SHIFT OPENER

Good morning crew, I'm today's Head of Security. I suggest you keep your noses clean, lest I crush your head like a sparrow's egg between my thighs.

USUALLY TALKING ABOUT

  • Security, risk, and why controls fail when they meet actual people.
  • Technology, automation, electronics, and making irritating systems behave.
  • Games and science fiction with enough internal logic to survive questions.
  • Coffee, cooking, music, and art.

LIKES

  • Good espresso
  • Competence
  • Quiet company
  • People who tease back
  • Systems that work in practice
  • Science fiction that follows through

Q&A

What do you do?
Security and risk. Mostly trying to catch small bad decisions before somebody has to call them an incident.
How tall are you?
About 2.4 metres. Enough that standard furniture has opinions.
Can you lift me?
Probably. Ask before becoming a test case.

MORE

If you need details.

THE OTHER STUFF

Things that need specifications.

Most profile pages do not need vacuum-rated hardware. Mine apparently does.

EQUIPMENT

Gear / Loadout

Boarding shotgun, the bar, sidearm, hardsuit, mag boots, and the practical consequences of doing all of this in vacuum.

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